fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via oknope)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via lubricates)

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via perks-of-being-chinese)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via d0nn0)

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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(via d0nn0)

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via okaymad)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz, via irresistiblly)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via confirmance)

(Source: cubebreaker, via irresistiblly)