ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(via chipotleh)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via officialwhitegirls)

p-eachful:

I want a boyfriend with a jawline stronger than my imaginary abs

(via slapping)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via confirmance)

sadbeautifultragic:

colorsinautumn:

I hope Katy Perry is forced to present Taylor with her Grammy(’s) next year.

as taylor accepts her Grammy for bad blood

(via ileftmyscarfthere)

thanksforsayingthat:

dirtytaylorswift:

Taylor throwin shade

YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TAYLOR!!!

(via ileftmyscarfthere)

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

(Source: anntarctica, via oknope)

sosa-parks:

"You dont post on IG that much" cuz Im ugly bitch damn

(via wildwillo)